Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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