He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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