waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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