how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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