i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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