I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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