My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i wish my penis had a tongue
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
did i walk over a car last night?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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