Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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