In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
