She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
