how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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