Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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