haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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