Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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