Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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