Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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