Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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