Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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