ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
is it fun? or sober?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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