i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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