8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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