And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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