I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
