Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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