I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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