Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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