Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Come on in and take your pants off
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