He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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