she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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