Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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