dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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