Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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