Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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