Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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