A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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