Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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