I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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