Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think people are normalizing furries
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