Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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