Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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