We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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