And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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