very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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