I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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