Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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