Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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