You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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