piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
