dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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