when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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