Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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