she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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